

YOU THINK YOU’RE AWKWARD?
Honey, I’m the queen of awkward
No matter who you are or what you’re into, I guarantee you that you’re about to step into an inclusive space where you can feel comfortable being 100% yourself. We’ll bond over our shared awkwardness and get nerdy about the stuff you two love — and snap some magical images of you in your element.
I’M HERE FOR YOU

WANT PROOF I’M A BONAFIDE NERD JUST LIKE YOU?

You’ll catch me sniffing rain- and forest-scented candles when I’m not outside in nature.

My weird collection of otter-themed paraphernalia is getting totally out of hand, don’t ask (or do…)

Life is one big AMA on my love for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Gilmore Girls and D&D

SQUAD GOALS, CHECK
MEET THE OTHER NERDS IN OUR LEAGUE
Rachel
Associate Photographer
Our resident powerhouse cannot get enough of her vacations to Disney. Figment is her absolute fav but her bulldog, Gus-Gus, is the love of her life! She is happy to send some of her massive collection of pup pics, seriously.
Browse Rachel’s PortfolioCecilia
Associate Photographer
With her knitting needles always in tow, you can find her hitting the local trails, watching the latest Marvel movie, or slurping up some local ramen.
Browse Cecilia’s PortfolioRylan
Associate Photographer
We love his amazing passion for advocating for the rights of our LGBTQ+ community. Admitted coffee addict always searching for his next cup.
Browse Rylan’s PortfolioLauren
Associate Photographer
Our in house mermaid loves spending time with her family at the beach. Be sure to ask her about her flock of chickens. Yes we said chickens!
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Bill
Assistant Photographer
This guy moonlights as a Buffy the Vampire evangelist, when he’s not preaching about vanilla Haagen-Dazs, that is. A major Trekkie, he’s got over 20 comic and anime conventions under his belt.
OUR VOWS TO YOU
WE’LL HIT IT OFF IF YOU VALUE..
KINDNESS
No robots here, just a bunch of genuine humans who care about real connection. We promise to make you feel seen, respected and taken care of.
Silliness
Life’s just way too short to take ourselves so seriously! We promise to help you live in the moment, feel deliriously happy, and soak up the fun.
Inclusivity
It’s simple: love is love. You matter deeply, whoever you are. We promise to let “Harm Ye None” guide all our interactions with you (and the earth).
